As much as I hate to agree with baldie, on this I have to say I share his opinion. Neville is quite cute indeed.*
(*But Uriel's not being manic at the moment, so he won't suffer death by too many angelic hugges like Mictain thought he might.
What would Neville like for his reward, anyway? I think Mictain's going to give him a reward simply because he actually thought about adding such a thing -- most imps probably would have never had enough intelligence to do so.)
*is desperately trying not to think dirty thoughts about Loki's offer to Neville*
(I'd like to remind you that Loki has a very good relationship with most animals. He sees Neville as a sort of cat that can talk. Absolutely nothing dirty about it.)
You should be. I heard you lost to Uriel in a fight. Well, tell you what -- I can beat Uriel any day with both hands behind my back, blindfolded, and he knows it. You would be nothing but an annoyance to me. And that imp happens to be mine. Well, more like Raphael's, but it's one of my men. So forget any ideas about keeping it, or else.
Actually I think Uriel could outsmart most people I've ever come in contact with. And if Raphael says you can't keep the imp, you won't, no matter what I have to do to you to make that clear.
Raphael's the one who told you to step off. Also known as The Angel Mictain's Obsessed Over. Mictain spent two millennia dreaming of Raphael, Fell for him, and is still completely obsessed. Thus, making Raphael upset equals having Mictain attack you.
Kids, Kids, lets get this straight. If I wanted the imp, then I would have the imp. I'm not afraid of you, Mickey. You may be the best Heaven has to offer, but your a pacifist religion. I am the God of War to the *Vikings.* They fucked your little monastaries for decades. And the only reason that you're still around and my people aren't is because you're humans resorted to underhanded cheating and lying. If you had all been Men and not wooses, then history would have been quite different.
All that aside... Loki, taking care of a pet is a big responsibility. Are you sure that you can get up, take the imp for a walk, change its papers, feed it, play with it, keep it healthy and do all the other things that imp care entales? I'm not so sure....
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Date: 2006-05-11 07:27 pm (UTC)Would you rub my tummy?
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Date: 2006-05-11 07:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-11 08:13 pm (UTC)*looks around to see that no one truly evil is watching*
uhmm. Would you tickle my toesies? *wiggles toesies*
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Date: 2006-05-11 09:24 pm (UTC)(*But Uriel's not being manic at the moment, so he won't suffer death by too many angelic hugges like Mictain thought he might.
What would Neville like for his reward, anyway? I think Mictain's going to give him a reward simply because he actually thought about adding such a thing -- most imps probably would have never had enough intelligence to do so.)
*is desperately trying not to think dirty thoughts about Loki's offer to Neville*no subject
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Date: 2006-05-12 02:34 pm (UTC)Hey Odin, can we keep him?
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Date: 2006-05-15 05:06 am (UTC)All that aside... Loki, taking care of a pet is a big responsibility. Are you sure that you can get up, take the imp for a walk, change its papers, feed it, play with it, keep it healthy and do all the other things that imp care entales? I'm not so sure....
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