Kids, Kids, lets get this straight. If I wanted the imp, then I would have the imp. I'm not afraid of you, Mickey. You may be the best Heaven has to offer, but your a pacifist religion. I am the God of War to the *Vikings.* They fucked your little monastaries for decades. And the only reason that you're still around and my people aren't is because you're humans resorted to underhanded cheating and lying. If you had all been Men and not wooses, then history would have been quite different.

All that aside... Loki, taking care of a pet is a big responsibility. Are you sure that you can get up, take the imp for a walk, change its papers, feed it, play with it, keep it healthy and do all the other things that imp care entales? I'm not so sure....